Hey there, I'm Kaeya Alberich. At least I WAS until these blasted witches from the Hexxenzirkel decided to play merry havoc with my entire being. Now... I'm a catz. For some reason, they found that hilarious. For the time being, I live here with a fair few others, some from Teyvat, some not.. including the [surprising] love of my life, Tartaglia. Who ever thought I'd hit it off with a Harbinger? At any rate... I digress.We're all just hoping the witches get bored enough to send us back at this rate... But until then, I suppose this is.. "home sweet home". Sure isn't Mond.

Isn't Snezhnaya either, Comrade. Hello, I'm Tartaglia. Also known as Childe, or by my real name, Ajax. I WAS the 11th Harbinger of the Fatui, but... Now I'M a cat too, thanks to these 'lovely' ladies at the zirkel. Or rather, the gentleman that joined the circle recently and enjoyed a bit of 'world-mixing'. Let's just call him Ari.Living as a catz isn't that bad. All the food you can eat, and worthy opponents always coming through those Petz doors.

Oh, I see how it is. You WOUND me, Childe. I'm over here telling the people all about how you're the new love of my life, and all you care about is worthy opponents.

That's not fair. You know my mind is on the thrill of the- I'm a TABBY CATZ, Kaeya. It's like my brain is constantly playing leapfrog with the rest of me. One, two, mouse, yarn toy, mareep plushie [when did we even get that?], easter eggz, oh look it's dinner time!